creativity comes in fun size

Jul 21

studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

Jul 21
Jul 21
LOL

LOL

Jul 21

thatwritinglife:

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this

Jul 21
Jul 21

quote I’m not the girl your mother warns you about. I won’t kiss your best friend or break your heart. I won’t make you choose between what you love to do & me. I’m not cold. I’m not reckless. I will love you more than anything. I will kiss you when you cry. I will stand by your side until you decide otherwise.

Jul 21

nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

This is how I am going to approach future friends from now on. Just gotta always have a bag of flower petals ready

Jul 21

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

Lol this post is priceless

Jul 21

mermaid-scalez:

The kind of connections a girl has with her hula hoop are quite mind boggling, it really goes to show that it’s really all about the simple things in life that make you happy; one of mine being a perfect circle.

Here here

Jul 21

escruciate:

people who spoil television shows and movies make me cry and hate myself as i try to rid myself of what ive heard